rabioheab:

what do you MEAN it’s inappropriate for gold digger by kanye west to be my wedding song

(via less-shiksa-more-goddess)

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

(via less-shiksa-more-goddess)

macusers:

[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*

(via backituplikeatonkatrunk)

  • Teacher: Reading a book is better than sex.
  • [Class titters]
  • Teacher: It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!
  • [Laughter increases]
  • Girl pipes up: Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!
  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

maraglen:

feistyfrank:

davediddlystrider:

This man is qualified to play as nightwing

This man is qualified to fuck me

I think he is qualified to be a helicopter too

(via stut--ter)

lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

(via backituplikeatonkatrunk)

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

beecauseiamme:

*chuckles while crying on the inside*

(via tyleroakley)